10. Sing “I’m Henry the 8th i am… Henry the 8th I am, I am….” whenever He dresses in full regalia.
9. Inquire “are You cold Jarl?” when he is naked but not yet attached His “manhood”.
8. Say “choose the poseball with the ‘F’ on it, it stands for ‘first'” after installing new anal sex animations.
7. Flippantly say “get your own damned mead, I’m talking to my sister!” when instructed to serve.
6. Respond “Oooh…a little to the left” when being flogged.
5. Emote “/me rises up her hips to meet each forceful thrust, her mind screaming ‘get off me you freak mother f#@ker'”.
4. Question your Jarl with, “my Jarl… have You ever been a thrall?”.
3. After several weeks of no ‘use’ send a note to the City Physician requesting your “Jarl’s Viagra” via a group IM.
2. Respond with, “Yes my Jarl…. it’s not all that good anyway”, when told to kennel so he can fur your sister.
1. After a great night of explicit sex say, “((sorry, but I have to go… I have big day tomorrow, it’s my 13 birthday!))”.
– Stolen from Adira Fang
La Kajira Sefa 